The Fine Print (Dreamland Billionaires, #1)

by Lauren Asher

If there’s anything I hate more than funerals, it’s talking to people.

Lol you and me both my dude

And now he’s gone.

Womp womp

I don’t like the idea of my grandfather’s passing, I’m not struggling with anything but uncomfortable heartburn today.

Starting off strong with the general male unawareness of own feelings

A weird scratchiness in my throat makes it difficult to swallow. Residual allergies from spring in the city. That’s all.

Mu guy is in so much denial LOOOOL

I might have been born last, but I most certainly wasn’t born yesterday.

Sweet and little are the last words I’d use to describe myself since I’m as tall as an NBA player with the emotional range of a rock, but Grandpa was blissfully ignorant.

At least he knows his shortcomings despite being NBA player tall loool

One of her hands smacks against my lap for balance, missing my cock by only a few inches.

Oh its THAT kind of book LOL

Honestly, what does it take for someone like him to smile? Stealing candy from babies? Blood sacrifices? Watching live feeds of families having their homes foreclosed on? I need to know.

I blame my exposure to Pride and Prejudice at a young and impressionable age.

LOOOOL SHE IS ACTUALLY SO FUNNY

It’s not like Rowan expects us to be perfect at everything, but my drawings are far from it.

Rowan is gonna draw for her. Theyre gonna be a good team... if they actually get any work done around all the yearning for each other lol

Instead of listening to the rational voice in my head earlier, I ran face-first into the biggest red flag without blinking.

Hunny you are the red flag xoxo

I officially need to find out what kind of woodland fairies raised this woman because there’s no way she’s a product of the real world.

Me: Because life isn’t always rainbows and sunshine. Zahra: Of course not. But how can we appreciate the sun every morning if we don’t live through the dark?

There’s one strip missing out of the ten. I could check the surveillance tapes and find out who snagged it but that’s a step too far, even for me.

The fact that the thought was present though LOOOL

Rowan grabs his ball off the rack and keeps enough room for Jesus between us.

LOOLOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL