The Roommate Pact

by Allison Ashley

You pretend you’re not a romantic, but the episode of New Girl where Nick and Jess finally get together is always on the Continue Watching row of Netflix

“A ship is safe in the harbor, but that’s not what ships are made for.”

I’m starting to think you love Gertrude, too. You didn’t notice me, but I saw you loving on her the other day. She seemed pretty content, too, which almost made me drop my crutches and give myself away. As it was, I just lurked in the hallway like a creeper with little hearts for eyes.