“Oh, come on.” I snorted. “If you actually believed Ruby Dangerfield was a real name, that’s on you.” He shoved his hands in his pockets. “I bet you never even went on an archeology trip to retrieve a stolen artifact from the mouth of the Himalayas.” I crossed my arms. “Of course I didn’t, because that’s the plot of a children’s novel. It’s disconcerting you didn’t know that.”
