The Boyfriend Candidate (Fool Me Once, #2)

by Ashley Winstead

“I once pretended I was Matt Bomer on Grindr for two months,”

“I bet you never even went on an archeology trip to retrieve a stolen artifact from the mouth of the Himalayas.”

This man was more confusing than an illustrated cover on a romance novel.

what does this even mean i feel like illustrated romance covers are insultingly simple

“May this give us gout, as we deserve.”

We’ll figure out a middle ground.”

meet you in the middle

Apparently, she took Martin Scorsese’s Master Class and she’s convinced the whole commercial should be filmed in one long continuous shot like that scene from Goodfellas. Have fun with that.”

“You look like you mean business, like Matt Bomer in White Collar.”

ok why did she mention matt bomer twice

I could remember settling into a chair next to Dad’s at Lee’s college graduation, an orchestra playing sweeping, swelling music, just like the music tonight.

they’re playing pomp and circumstance on loop at this gala?

“All I could think was, what if something happened to you? What if you were hurt? I ran every stop sign.”

woowww……

us. Dr. Samuel Kelis, chair of the cardiology department and Will’s boss, was a tall, distinguished Black man with graying temples.

why is this literally the only person whose race has been so explicitly specified

Not Matt Bomer on the outside, but on the inside, where it counts.”

i hate this bit

bit back the urge to say our house wasn’t in need of any life-sized Matt Bomer cutouts.

??????