“Cuddle orgasms. I don’t think that’s a thing.” “There’s nothing cuddly about you. Even your cuddles feel like foreplay.” “Oh, it’s foreplay. It’s all foreplay.” “I need like two minutes for my soul to float back inside of me and then it’s your turn.” “Your soul floated away? Damn, girl, can I get that in a Yelp review?” “Five orgasmic stars,”
