“Let’s try this again, shall we? Repeat after me. I, Memphis Payne.” I shouldn’t humor her, but I’ve got nothing better to do. “I, Memphis Payne.” “Offer my sincerest apologies to Miss Skylar Amethyst Meadows for being a misogynistic—” I stop her right there. “One—I’m not a misogynist. And two—your middle name is Amethyst?”

