Murder Your Employer (The McMasters Guide to Homicide, #1)

by Rupert Holmes

So you’ve decided to commit a murder. Congratulations. Simply by purchasing this volume, you’ve already taken the all-important first step toward a successful homicide of which you can be proud, one that would gain you the admiration of your peers, were they ever to learn of it. This book will see to it that they don’t.

After all, when the behavior of another person leaves you no choice but to kill them, their murder is simply involuntary suicide.

Sadly, lessons taught by that cruel mentor Failure are often the most bitterly learned and vividly remembered.

I imagine there are a lot of people out there like me who discover they have a skill at something they like rather than love. But most of us have to earn a living, which is probably why there are any number of accomplished urologists in the world.

When a man dies from a bullet entering his chest, it’s a homicide. When a man dies from a meteorite landing on his head, it’s a tragedy. Don’t use bullets. Use meteorites. Don’t commit a homicide. Commit a tragedy. —Guy McMaster