“Sooo,” he reached over me and grabbed my tablet, “which one of these nasty books do you want me to read to you?” He handed the device to me. “And I want a dude that got his girl wrapped like I got you...” I balled up my entire face as I squinted my eyes at him. “... and he gotta know how to lay the pipe. I ain’t about to read no wack sex scenes ‘cause I know these books be having one every chapter.”
