The World According to Kaleb

by Kaleb Cooper

Double Gloucester down a really steep hill

I meet a lot of celebrities now, and I have no idea who they are. I only realize they’re celebrities when somebody tells me. There’s an event I go to each year called the Big Feastival. Alex James runs it, but I didn’t have a clue who he was until I met him. They told me he was the bassist out of Blur, but then they had to explain who Blur are, and it’s all still a bit of a ... well, you know. I remember something about living in a very big house in the country, which around here doesn’t really narrow it down.