He Who Fights With Monsters 8 (He Who Fights with Monsters, #8)

by Shirtaloon

Jason, you’re our stealth scout, so you move out ahead. Sophie, you’re our speed scout, so you take the rear and flanks. Neil, you’re our healer, so try not to get stabbed.” “I’ll be fine, thank you,” Neil said as Sophie moved off in a blur and Jason vanished into the shadows. “Belinda, keep an eye on Neil,” Humphrey said. “Make sure he doesn’t get stabbed.” “I’m not going to get stabbed!” “Don’t worry, Neil,” Belinda told him. “Your safety is my third priority. Number two is keeping the snacks safe.” “Very funny,” Neil said. “Also, doesn’t Jason have the snacks?” “Scout is a dangerous position,” Belinda explained. “I’ve got the backup snacks.” “I’m not feeling deeply valued,” Neil said. “Fine,” Belinda complained. “I’ll prioritise you over the backup snacks. What did you even put in that box anyway, Jason?” “Cake sandwiches,” Jason answered through team chat. “As team leader,” Humphrey said, “I'm going to have to overrule you, Belinda. If it's cake sandwiches, you absolutely must prioritise them over stopping Neil from getting stabbed. He has to take some responsibility for himself.”