There are two teams, black and white. I have to squint and try to find mine—damn, possessive much? I spot Anders first, mostly because he’s by the goal. He gets down on the ice and does these stretches that look like he’s humping the ice. I nearly have to excuse myself. Why don’t they air this portion of hockey on TV? I swear the female fan base would go up astronomically. He’s covered in thick pads and stretches his legs so wide it has my jaw slacked. I know guys joke around about wanting girls to be flexible in the bedroom. I realize I’m no better than a man as I think very dirty thoughts
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