“If you’re trying to be convincing, you’re moving in the wrong direction, March baby.” “Hmm, let me think about it…” I stared off into the distance like I was pondering really hard about it. “Well, since you were too afraid to show me your micropenis last weekend, that takes road head off the table.” “I do not have a micropenis.” October rolled his eyes so hard it looked like he was having an exorcism. A small smile cracked at the corners of my lips as I held back a burst of laughter that was threatening to break free. “Yet, I’ve found that most men who get defensive about small dick jokes… do
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