“God, I hate you,” under his breath. “What was that?” I asked with a sarcastic smile. “You know exactly what I said.” “In that case… likewise.” I leveled my gaze at him. “Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be masturbating for the rest of the afternoon. So, if you need me… don’t.” I was attempting to unnerve him during a moment of weakness, but instead of getting flustered by my bluntness like I expected him to, he chuckled as he flicked the water out of his hair, giving me an amused expression. Ugh, his subtle delight was ruining my high. With that, I turned on my heels and headed for the house
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