How to Kill Men and Get Away With It
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And don’t even get me started on men in sandals. Some things just shouldn’t be seen out in public and hairy toes are one of them.
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It’s hard to explain to a date that he’s the first man in a long time that you haven’t imagined dicing into parcel-sized pieces and feeding into a meat grinder.
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And that’s it. Funnily he doesn’t mention forcing his cock into women who don’t want it in the list of simple things he enjoys.
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He doesn’t look like a monster though. But they don’t, do they? Otherwise, they’d never get the opportunity to be monsters.
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‘Did he do that awful thing where they just stick their fingers in you, like they’re trying to get hair out of the plughole?’
Mila Cutteridge
the worst
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‘Well. What are cleaners for if it’s not to mop up sexual bodily fluids?’
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I look over at Bridget, who’s still staring vacantly at Harry. Has he forgotten to charge her up before bringing her out?