Yours Truly (Part of Your World, #2)

by Abby Jimenez

“I feel like if I died, it would take me a solid twenty-four hours to realize I’m in hell.”

If I had to go to Nick and Kelly’s engagement party, I’d show up in my wedding dress to burn the venue down.

“I stole the microwave plate. And the lightbulb out of the fridge. I took the lid for the blender and the oven mitts and the garage door opener and I untuned his guitar and I tore out the last five pages of the book he was reading. I put red Kool-Aid in the shower head and peeled the labels off all the canned food and I put raw shrimp into the curtain rod on the window next to the bed—stop laughing!”