Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Harry Potter, #5)

by J.K. Rowling

OWLS!”

When he yells OWLS it reminds me of Mr. Crocker from the Fairly Odd Parents yelling FAIRIES! lmaoo

“Dumbledore was the only one You-Know-Who was ever scared of!”

He would come back here to Grimmauld Place and live with Sirius.

I think a part of him was really hoping you’d be expelled. Then you’d both be outcasts together.”

“So you think he’s touched in the head?”

TOUCHED IN THE HEADDDDD LMAO IM DEAD

“I’ll sponsor you to shut up about spew,” Ron muttered irritably,

Lolol

“My Head of House said I lacked certain necessary qualities.” “Like what?” said Ginny, who was choosing a baked potato. “Like the ability to behave myself,” said Tonks.

Oh, know the perils, read the signs, The warning history shows, For our Hogwarts is in danger From external, deadly foes And we must unite inside her Or we’ll crumble from within. I have told you, I have warned you. . . .

Cedric had been Cho’s boyfriend and the memory of his death must have affected her holiday almost as badly as it had affected Harry’s. . . .

Waittt how did i not know cho & ceddy baby were an item?? I thought she was always lowkey into harry???

“There, now,” said Professor Umbridge sweetly. “That wasn’t too difficult, was it?

Ohhhh no i already hate this woman

“if you want to — er — what is it?” (He checked Percy’s letter.) “Oh yeah — ‘sever ties’ with me, I swear I won’t get violent.”

Lol

Ron was looking at Hermione suspiciously. “You’re not still in contact with him, are you?”

Ronnyyyy boy is jealous

“but it says in Hogwarts: A History

Take a shot everytime hermione references this book lmfao