Highly Suspicious and Unfairly Cute

by Talia Hibbert

I’m pretty sure she requires ten years of loyal companionship and smoldering eye contact and maybe a few deadly battles fought side by side (or back-to-back—that always looks badass in films) before she’d even consider developing a crush.

“I realize it’s pointless, but you know what they say about the definition of insanity.” “Are you allowed to say things like that?” “Hang on, let me consult with the mentally ill council.” Brad pauses. “Yes.”