ME: Actually, it’s a very exclusive hotel, no matter what you’ve heard. JIMMY: I’ve heard the Paris Hilton is very beautiful. ME: I’m glad that you’ve heard that. JIMMY: Do they allow double occupancy at the Paris Hilton? ME: No. JIMMY: Is the Paris Hilton roomy? ME: It might be for you, but most people find it very comfortable. JIMMY: I’m a VIP. I might need to go in the back entrance. ME: It doesn’t matter who you are. Not gonna happen.

