“I was never in love with Karla. I can’t say I’ve ever been in love. I’ve been in lust. I’ve been stupid. And I hate saying that out loud if I’m being honest, because Paisley and Hadley are the best things that ever happened to me. Karla gave me my greatest gifts, but we never had a strong connection. I mean, our first encounter was just physical. A one-night stand. Then she showed up months later telling me she was pregnant with my child. I tried to do the stand-up thing, but there just never was anything between us. I tried—maybe she tried, I don’t know. Addiction is a battle of its own and
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