Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Harry Potter, #2)

by J.K. Rowling

“Did you really?” said Mr. Weasley eagerly. “Did it go all right? I — I mean,” he faltered as sparks flew from Mrs. Weasley’s eyes, “that — that was very wrong, boys — very wrong indeed. . . .”

Total dad move >_<

“Can you believe our luck?” said Ron miserably, bending down to pick up Scabbers. “Of all the trees we could’ve hit, we had to get one that hits back.”

Lol

“Now, Professor Dumbledore has granted me permission to start this little dueling club, to train you all in case you ever need to defend yourselves as I myself have done on countless occasions — for full details, see my published works.

Its giving Donald Trump

“The voice!” said Harry, looking over his shoulder. “I just heard it again — didn’t you?” Ron shook his head, wide-eyed. Hermione, however, clapped a hand to her forehead.

Wait, is it a snake...? WHy am i so stupid lol

“However,” said Dumbledore, speaking very slowly and clearly so that none of them could miss a word, “you will find that I will only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me. You will also find that help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it.”

“Ginny Weasley,” said Professor McGonagall.

Okay so its Percy 4 sure

“Harry Potter freed Dobby!”