A Soul to Keep (Duskwalker Brides, #1)

by Opal Reyne

Author’s note on language I’m from AUSTRALIA.

SAMESIES

My English is not the same as American English. I love my American English spoken readers to bits. You’re cute, you all make me giggle, and I just wanna give you a big ’ol hug. However, there are many of you who don’t seem to realise that your English was born from British English, which is what I use (although a bastardised version since Australians like to take all language and strangle it until it’s a ruined carcass of slang, missing letters, and randomly added o’s). We don’t seem to like the letter z. We write colour instead of color. Recognise instead of recognize. Travelling instead of traveling. Skilful instead of skillfull. Mum instead of mom. Smelt is a past participle of smell. We omit the full-stop in Mr. Name, so it’s Mr Name. Aussies cradle the word cunt like it’s a sweet little puppy, rather than an insult to be launched at your face.

Most of that is entirely true. . . Except skilful. What THE FUCK is skilful?!?!!?????

To all the MonsterFuckers out there, this book is for you. Don’t pretend that you’ve never wanted to be railed by some human-eating dark entity that has a skull for a face – you saw the cover, you knew what you were getting yourself into, and you still chose to open this book and read it.

:c

Impala

TAME IMPALA

“Ah, I am sure you are wary of who I am. Please, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Gilford Borilette. I am the new chief since Clement died twelve summers ago, and I know you visited one of the other villages last time you emerged from the Veil.” “You humans die so quickly,”

LMFAOOO 10000000000/10 GREETING