The Inmate

by Freida McFadden

I look like I’m in college, and I feel like I’m fifty. Story of my life.

I don’t quite understand how you can love somebody so much, yet so frequently want to throttle them.

The problem with your kid getting older is they know there are some things you can’t promise.

Sometimes people do exactly what you think they’re going to do, and they still manage to disappoint you.