How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager (Guides for Dating Vampires, #1)
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Right now they seemed to be focusing their attention on vamps and not humans. But how long would it be before their focus swept back toward single mothers with absent children?
Finneas
His mum could have becam a vampire ?
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“Knowing you? Definitely.” Beneath the forced humor, she sounded almost worried. “You sure they’re not fang marks or something?” “You’re only saying that because we’re talking about vampires.”
Finneas
…mate
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“That would mean a vamp is sneaking into my bed at night, which is ridiculous. You’d think I’d know if someone was in my bed.” “I’d know.
Finneas
😐
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“I was going to take Leoni to see this new romance adventure movie that came out last weekend.” “Abandoning me for your girlfriend.” “You could go get your own girlfriend, or boyfriend,” she added, “inbetween friend, neither friend. Whoever makes you tingly in your—” “I’m hanging up now.” “Pingly,”
Finneas
Kendal is a 10/10 friend !!
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“Wait! Wait, come back, you can eat me!” As he said it, the hazy desires of his dream returned in tingles and flashes, forcing him to swallow at the end. It wasn’t like he wanted a vampire to pin him down and snack on him. If his aversion to the bloodsucker wasn’t so outweighed by his loathing for Vitalis-Barron, he wouldn’t have wanted this particular vampire near any part of his body. It was just that the idea of being bitten triggered a rush of adrenaline. Like the thought of skydiving. Except that in one of those situations you died, and in the other one a beautiful monster licked your ...more
Finneas
....of course wesly WHO would want THAT?
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“Oh shit, is that a vampire faux pas or something?” Vincent couldn’t find a courteous way to say no it just makes me want to suck on your fingers
Finneas
I LOVE THUS BOOK ALREADY !!!!
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mean, you should come back. I know we weren’t friends or anything, but it would be cool to catch up. Besides, I have blood. You need blood. It’s a win-win.” “You would let me bite you?” It sounded like a joke. It had to be a joke. “Voluntarily?” “No, you’d have to catch me first.” Wes snorted. “Yeah dude, voluntarily. But only if you ring the doorbell. My screen is looking like hell and you really don’t know what I might be getting up to during all hours of the night.”
Finneas
Frfr great plan
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“I’ve always kind of wanted to do this.”
Finneas
Oh really now ?!? *raise eyebrow*
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“Who can pass you up, Wesley? You’re highly biteable.” “Very funny.”
Finneas
Hehe highly biteable
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One of them had been stickered with Pride rainbows. Vincent felt himself relax, just a little. He’d seen the rainbow flags in Wesley’s room already, but the extra confirmation was always nice. There was at least one part of who Vincent was that Wes wouldn’t be judging.
Finneas
Thats sweet
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“I’m sorry,” he gasped. “I’m so sorry.”
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Awh baby.poor vince
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a scribble of his name, the way he would for his sisters when they’d bothered to tuck him a hot-pocket after their parents had decided that “if you can’t eat at the table then you’re not hungry enough to eat at all,” and he didn’t pause to wonder if maybe it was too
Finneas
Awwwhh poor baby
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wanted to be around Wesley, to bask in his kindness and try to repay him for it. But at the same time, he knew himself and the patterns his life took on. He didn’t want to drag Wes into that. And he didn’t want to be kicked to the curb again when Wesley finally realized just how much Vincent wasn’t worth his effort.
Finneas
Awwwhh poor baby. Vince needs a hug
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“Hey, hey, I wager you my most tasty blood that we can’t have our own boat party,” Wesley whispered, leaning in like it was a secret. He’d been doing that a lot since their first stop; making everything a secret, as though this entire night were an inside joke between the two of them and not a one-way street of him trying to get his lips as close to Vincent’s skin as possible.
Finneas
Hahaha sure wes
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If only Vincent had actually wanted him that
Finneas
Wes you dumb fuck !!he wants you back
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Vitalis-Barron Pharmaceuticals research opportunity. Payment in gift-card or cash, it claimed in bold lettering above the two words vampires wanted! It was probably good money—better than what
Finneas
NO ViNCE
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He would have to look that up.
Finneas
Love some good researchh