“Then…how about STDs, aren’t you like Mr. Manwhore or something?” “No, Miss Ex-Virgin. I am not a manwhore. In fact, I didn’t have sex the past two months and I’m clean. I always use condoms.” “Not with me.” “Not with you,” I repeat. “How else would I have felt your blood on my cock?” “Would you stop talking like a creep?” “A hot creep.” “A creep is a creep.” She clears her throat. “I can’t believe you were celibate for two whole months.” “Miracles happen.” “Why?” “Because sex started to get dull and I would rather not be bored to death.” “I find that hard to believe, considering your
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