Kemmy: wdym? Me: Sexy ass man next to me knocked points off his sexiness because he drinks tomato soup. He too fine for that. The plane jolted slightly, knocking my finger across my screen, and suddenly, Siri started to read my message to Kemba aloud. “Sexy ass man next to me knocked points off his…”
OMGSKDJSKSS I WOULD’VE CRIED
