“Oh, my God, he calls you sweetheart! That is so, so cute!” “He also called me a stalker, thanks to you.” “Oh, shut up. Oh my God, his photos on Instagram are so cute. His nieces! He accepted you, by the way. Cassie, if you fuck this up, I’m taking him for myself.” The woods tumble before I can filter them. “No way, he’s mine.”
