Cheeky Royal (Winston Isles Royals #1)

by Nana Malone

My heels made a clop-clop sound that echoed right along with the sound of my father’s making a similar click-clack sound on the polished marble.

Silly

And his voice, when he was making a woman—

What

"This sounds extremely important. What makes you think I'm the right person for the job? Honestly, it can't have escaped your knowledge that I'm a total disaster at this job. I'm quite possibly the worst Royal Guard in the history of the planet. Or at the very least, in the history of the Winston Isles."

What?!

“To be honest, you’re female.

???

But you are a beautiful girl, so at the very least, he’ll like having you around."

Haha??

"Your Majesty, I'm honored that you would think of me, but I have to decline. I'm terrible at this job. Really, really bad actually. You don't want to entrust something as important as this to someone like me."

Excuse me???

"You mean His Royal Fucking Majesty." I giggled. "Yeah. His Royal Fucking Majesty.”

Silly

But there was another side to him.

Of course there is

And uh…also the literal dick swinging. Every member of his personal guard had seen him in various stages of undress with his infamous women.

Uh what

How many times had he cancelled something with our friends, or my friends, in favor of doing something with just the two of us? It was almost as if he were embarrassed to be seen with me.

Or maybe he has a job