“Very smart, indeed. She’s definitely the brains of the pair. Anyway, he says he loves her, and that’s nice, right? She likes hearing it. But the whole situation is a little…strange. He crashed a party at her house, they kissed, he ran off, and now he’s creeping around her orchard, swearing he’s in love. It’s a whole lot, very quickly. So she says ‘Although I joy in thee, I have no joy of this contract tonight. It is too rash, to unadvised, too sudden, Too like the lightning, which doth cease to be Ere one can say, ‘It lightens.’”

