“Being able to pee faster than the average Homo sapiens, I decided it would not be an issue. So, I undid my shorts, pushed them down with my underwear, and then as I was about to sit down, the door to my stall swung open, and there was an illegal adolescent who pointed at my vulva, laughed, and said, ‘look at her pee-pee.’” I snort so hard my nose actually stings. Cora tries to hold back as well but she laughs out loud and then covers her mouth. “I don’t see how this is the least bit humorous. That child is illegal. They said there would be no youth at the resort, and yet, there is a peeping
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