“Would you have preferred her to call your pee-pee a vagina?” “I would have been far more comfortable with that vernacular.” Keeks takes a sip of her water. “At least the term vagina doesn’t make me feel like a buffoon. Pee-pee has me feeling ridiculed and subjected to playground bullying.” She shakes her head. “The parenting in this country is disappointing. Educate your children to use the proper term.” Keiko holds up her fist and says, “It’s not a pee-pee.” Dear God. “You know, I could see how that’s true,” Cora says just as I spot my dad and Ashley walk into the restaurant. I place my hand
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