Earn Your Extra Credit (Steamy Teacher Romances #2)

by Meghan Quinn

I fear for his students, because he just used his teacher voice on us.

think I’m good with my shirt on,” I say. Especially since I’m with my DAD. Has anyone forgotten that?

You are owning life now. Life is your bitch. This vehicle is your bitch. Those cacao nibs were your bitch, and the chocolate you’re about to consume will be your bitch. Everyone is your bitch! “Beat you there,” Ashley says right before taking off. And she is your bitch.

I push forward fast. Faster than I expected. Faster than Romeo expected. Faster than the four-wheeler expected, because it rears up on two wheels, sending both me and Romeo backward. Romeo lands flat on the ground, I land on top of him, and the four-wheeler charges forward into a cacao tree. Oh, dear God. “Motherfucker,” Romeo says, groaning underneath me and then shoving me to the side so I fall flat on the dirt. He rolls over, revealing a pair of pruning shears with the blade face up. Oh boy, that doesn’t bode well for me.

“Fuck,” he yells a little louder and struggles to stand. I’m going to take that as, in fact, he did get hurt. Seizing life and making it my bitch just backfired in my face . . . and Romeo’s ass.

Do not lick his deliciously shirtless back, Stella. That would not be tolerated.

Romeo picks me up and tosses me over his shoulder before running into the wall from being off balance. “Fuck,” he mutters while straightening himself.

She leans forward and whispers, “I exposed my crotch to a child. I could be arrested.”

Lord above, why do you do this to me?

Did you pee?” She winces. “I couldn’t hold it in.” EWWWW, I just swam through Ashley’s peeeeeee.

“Dear fuck, what is happening to your cock?” Gunner asks, his fist to his mouth. “That’s . . . not normal,” Arlo says while wincing.

Oh my God. Don’t snort. Be a good friend. Don’t laugh. She won’t appreciate it. This matters to Keiko, so it matters to you.

What kind of fresh hell is this?

Greer: You sucked so hard your cheeks hurt? Good grief, what does Kelvin say his penis feels like? Keiko: He would classify the pain as similar to rug burn.

Greer: Take your time. Arlo just came out of the bathroom and he has sex in his eyes. Cora: Come ON! Keiko: Kelvin just flashed me his Looney Tunes boxers and I must say, I’m feeling randy myself.

swear to God, I’m going to kick him in the crotch when we get out of this helicopter.

When I turn to look at him, he mouths, “I got you.” He has me. Yes, he does. I think he has me more than he knows.

Brock Romero, you’re a strong, confident man who doesn’t need to smoke.” “Are you quoting Friends?” I ask, recognizing the phrase from when Chandler tries to quit smoking. “Maybe. Is it working?” “It’s made me want you even more right now.”

God, it’s too early for this.

“Because, back in college, I learned from Carson that wearing a thong during runs is the best way to keep the junk trapped, but still feel breezy.”