The Butcher's Masquerade (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #5)

by Matt Dinniman

“No, not a goose. It’s like one of those weird mushroom penises,” Elle said, laughing. “It’s like they made a hat designed to look like Horton the mushroom guy over there.” She turned. “Hey, Horton! Come here! You have merch!” From across the room, the mushroom guy lifted a middle finger at Elle.