The Butcher's Masquerade (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #5)

by Matt Dinniman

Surviving is winning… Everything else is bullshit. MICHAEL DE SANTA, GRAND THEFT AUTO V

“I have never snored once in my life, Carl. I am both a princess and a cat. It’s quite literally impossible. Now quit talking nonsense and go to sleep.”

“You’re advocating for the genocide of dogs,” I said. “People don’t like it when you hurt dogs.” “My numbers tell another story, Carl. If someone is going to get all butthurt about it, there’s simply nothing I can do.