The Butcher's Masquerade (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #5)

by Matt Dinniman

Samantha: WHAT IS THIS WONDERFUL SONG. Carl: It’s called “Wonderwall.”

“Oh, that’s different,” Donut said. “Your tattoos enhance your beauty and are culturally important. Carl’s tattoos make him look like someone whose mugshot would go viral.”

“I have Bart Simpson tattooed on my ankle,” Firas added. “I did it in class in school. It looks a little smudged now. And by a little, I mean it’s just a blue blob. It got infected when I did it.”

“AnD SO The lioN fEll iN lOVe WiTh The LaMB.” I’m actually quite fond of the Twilight novels.