“Suck my dick, Pony,” I said, standing up and facing the goat. Prepotente burst into tears. He jumped into the cart and wrapped his hands around Miriam, who took him into a tight hug. “Now Carl, that wasn’t very nice,” Miriam said, her voice gentle yet scolding. “We did save your life.” Donut: CARL, I’M STARTING TO THINK THESE PEOPLE MIGHT BE A LITTLE WEIRD. “He insulted me first!” I said. I regretted saying it the moment it came out of my mouth. It sounded whiny even to my own ears. I suddenly felt like I was back in grade school, and we

