Cupid Is A C♥nt (Holiday Hoemies #1)
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Romeo. Hart. Beau.  Each of them stands to greet me with panty dropping smiles.  Speaking of panties, I’ll need new ones.
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Bodies? Rideable. Faces? Sittable. Dicks? I haven’t seen them, but I'm betting they are fuckable. And lickable. 
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Then again, when he says team, I hear train. And now I’m thinking about my bosses running a train on me. Is that on everyone’s fantasy list or just mine? Only with them though. It’s the group dynamic the three of them have going on. Their teamwork makes my wet dreams work.
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“Sorry, two against one. The friendship book says you have to take one for the team.” I’m going to regret playing that card one day but at least I get my way.
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hall. “If you really think about it, the only person you should be upset with is yourself. You chose me as your best friend in elementary school. You’ve trusted me with your personal information. You let me know all your kinks and quirks. Most importantly, you’ve never changed your password.”
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“You sound a little ungrateful for a girl with the best friend in the entire world.” “Clearly, my taste in friends is flawed since you’re the only one I have.”
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It’s time to dust the cobwebs off the clit and get lit.”
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“And I show up to not one blind date, but three. All of whom are my fucking bosses. Cupid is an absolute dirty fucking cunt.”
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“I want you to make me come. And then I want you to make me coffee.”
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“This for me, Val? Did you get wet thinking about your punishment? Or by the thought of someone catching us?”
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His ass is sitting against my headboard while his feet are on either side of my neck. I can see his nuts, swinging above me like a testicle pendulum of doom.
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I have two thoughts as I pass out.  One, they are going to have to get this couch professionally cleaned. Two, I’ll never have another sexual encounter to live up to this moment as long as I live.