Love on the Brain

by Ali Hazelwood

If there is one thing men hate more than a smart woman, it’s a smart woman who makes her own choices when it comes to her own sex life. It

briefly protested, but honestly, I’ll let any dude buy me dinner until the gender pay gap is ungapped).

If you eavesdrop, you shouldn’t half-ass it.”

we all have a Year Zero around which the calendars of our lives pivot. At some point you meet someone, and they become so important, so metamorphic, that ten, twenty, sixty-five years down the line you look back and realize that you could split your existence in two. Before they showed (BCE), and your Common Era. Your very own Gregorian calendar.