Cole winces, gritting his teeth as he lifts a blanket from the couch and walks over to lay it across Eryx, whose robe hangs open with an unflattering view of his balls. Not that there are many flattering views of balls when you think about it... They aren’t really the most aesthetically pleasing body parts if you ask me. I guess angel balls are the best we can hope for, and I can now say as an authority that they aren’t any better than your average balls.

