Snowed in with Grumpy (Silver Mountain, #1)

by Olivia Noble

When you whipped out those MERRY XMAS boobs like WHAM—” he mimes the gesture of ripping open an invisible shirt, “you nearly gave me a semi. That was some Clark Kent shit right there. Like you were a superhero of festive fun underneath that boring business attire.

“Hold on a second, buddy,” I say, pressing a finger over his lips. “Are we brainstorming baby names already? Because you should probably actually have sex with me first.”

I relished being physically as close to her as two human beings possibly could be. You know, without organ donation or something like that.

“How much dick do I gotta suck to get me a diamond like that? Because I will suck all the dicks in this town. And the next town. And the next one.”

“She’s definitely fantastic in bed. A+++, 5 stars, would recommend.”