“Woof woof,” says Chestnut. You really need a girlfriend who speaks human English, so you can finally stop bothering me all day—this is an important mission. Let’s get on the road already. “Okay, okay, I’m going,” I tell him as I push the button to start my vehicle. “Don’t get your panties in a bunch.” “Woof woof,” he responds with a low growl. I knew she had to be pretty when you stared at your crotch in the mirror for twenty minutes. Hurry it up, G. “Hot damn,” I say with embarrassment. “You know me too well, bud.”
Garland chatting with Chestnut rather than the beautiful Ava
