Holy Mother of Snowman Penis. If I hadn’t already covered myself in hot liquid while staring at McGuinty today, I would have definitely spilled this wine all over myself. But I’m getting better at this. I’m learning to function under the pressure of maximum hotness. Is he aware that he just put on the sexiest thing a guy can possibly wear? Or is he just being relaxed and casual in his home? Just walking around and being a man, letting his meat hang free. Letting his giant dingaling swing.

