Besides, you look damn good, you know? I am sure that your tinsel tits are emblazoned in Grumpy’s memory banks forever. Better to be unforgettable than boring, don’t you think?” This finally coaxes a small smile from my lips. “Okay. A little bit of humiliation never killed anyone, I guess.” “Humiliation?” he repeats thoughtfully. “Nah, girl. When you whipped out those MERRY XMAS boobs like WHAM—” he mimes the gesture of ripping open an invisible shirt, “you nearly gave me a semi. That was some Clark Kent shit right there. Like you were a superhero of festive fun underneath that boring business
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Well Grumpy got a chubby...;-)
