I temporarily forget that I am also drinking very hot, fresh, festive coffee as I stare at this man’s mouth. I somehow forget how to do all basic things, like breathing or thinking. I manage to tilt the coffee cup too far, overestimating the capacity of my mouth. I manage to dump most of the piping hot liquid all over my face and down my neck into my shimmery blouse…. effectively scalding my boobs.
Smooth move...Ava totally distracted by all that beard and whipped cream
