Are you married?” “Yes. She’s called Candida,” he said. “Yikes. Like the yeast infection?” said Iona. “Well, your wife’s named after an insect. Candida is an ancient saint’s name, actually,” he explained, as he’d heard Candida do many times. “From the Latin for ‘pure white.’ ” “So, a racist yeast infection.
I CACKLED HAHAHAHAHHA
