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“The king has small dick energy!” cried the sword. Dad jumped up from his chair and pointed at the blade. “Finally, you say something I can agree with!”
If I had to wager a guess? I’d say butt stuff.” “Is that your answer to everything?” “No!” it cried. “Sometimes violence is also the answer!”
“Would you like to come inside so we may discuss terms,” he asked, gesturing behind him. “Or would you prefer to continue undressing me with your eyes and freezing your ass off?”
“Perfect. I love a plan where my only job is food and sleep.”
“This is unacceptable. What is the point of a room with only one bed if no one is getting ravished before dinner?”
