Mistlefoe (Mead Mishaps, #1.5)
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East! Eventually, we’ll hit the sea! You know what’s in the sea, right?” “Please tell me it isn’t sea butts.” I drawled. “Mermaid butts!” It screamed, delighted.
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Ever see a human bring a living, breathing creature into this world out of spite? Cause you’re about to.”
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“Please listen to me. Look at my mouth words. I am not single. Lucca and I are still together. Please leave me be!” “If that’s true, then why hasn’t he come for you?” “Because I’m dumb and didn’t know which direction fucking East is!”
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To my family, whom I’ve specifically asked not to read my smutty books; I love you, but I’m blocking you on social media.