Mistlefoe (Mead Mishaps, #1.5)
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Read between December 10 - December 12, 2024
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“The king has small dick energy!” cried the sword. Dad jumped up from his chair and pointed at the blade. “Finally, you say something I can agree with!”
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There was something to be said about a woman with the confidence to unleash hell with a long sword. Men tended not to mess with you once they saw you swinging a fine blade like it was nothing. Possibly why I was still single at thirty-two, but who’s counting? Men are dumb, and are seldom worth the bother.
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“This better not be another human sacrifice situation. I don’t know why you humans keep trying to do that. It’s gross.”