Compared (The Sweet Rom"Com", #1)
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She is so wrong. I haven’t eaten an entire roll of store-bought cookie dough. I would never do something like that. I made my own cookie dough and ate the whole thing. It tastes way better, and if I’m going to get salmonella poisoning, I’m going to do it the right way.
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“Have you ever seen the movie Taken? Because I have, and my father is no Liam Neeson. He doesn’t have any special skills, and he will definitely not come find me.”
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I’m the face-palm emoji personified.
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Good looks come and go, but being a dependable dad is something that is attractive forever.