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She is so wrong. I haven’t eaten an entire roll of store-bought cookie dough. I would never do something like that. I made my own cookie dough and ate the whole thing. It tastes way better, and if I’m going to get salmonella poisoning, I’m going to do it the right way.
“Have you ever seen the movie Taken? Because I have, and my father is no Liam Neeson. He doesn’t have any special skills, and he will definitely not come find me.”
I’m the face-palm emoji personified.
Good looks come and go, but being a dependable dad is something that is attractive forever.

