Animals are a lot easier to understand than most people. Except racoons. I don’t get those assholes at all. You are best known by your friends for the time you: Were attacked (brutally and unprovoked!!) by a savage racoon. I made Jaxon take me to Anchorage to get rabies shots. I don’t know if vampires can get rabies, but I wasn’t gonna be the one to find out.
