Nicholas laughed, dipping his head. “Was it that bad?” “You don’t remember because you’re a man, and as a rule, men never think the sex is bad. So yes. Yes, it was. It was an absolute mess.” He grimaced, squeezing his eyes shut for a moment. “It was bad, wasn’t it? How long was it? Like two minutes?” “Try thirty seconds.” “There’s no way it was that short.” “Time is like a penis, Nicholas. It’s never as long as you think it is.”
Oh My God 😳🫣🤣🤣🤣
